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Ulrich, That's Bad Science And You Know It!
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Not The Bermuda Triangle?
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Get The S.e.c.! I've Got Bernard Baruch On Hold
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You Will Have A Nice Day
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Out-of-body Experience
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Don't Disturb Daddy. He's Busy Visualizing
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You Are Happy
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