You Have To Declare What You Rob From The Rich
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New Yorker January 8th, 2007
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Tell Them Is Fake News
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The Weeds - I Want 'em Whacked
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But What If That Guy In The Bleachers Is Right?
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Remember, We Can Only Afford To Do All This Pro
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Arr, We Found Your Luggage, Captain
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I'm Not Hopping Mad
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New Yorker January 22nd, 2007
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Come On, We're All Going To Sit
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Either You Left The Tv On Downstairs Or
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Ooh, We're Sooo Impressed
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This Is An Old
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How Much Is That In Years Of Tuition?
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I'm Doing A Lot Better Now That I'm Back
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But You Can't Miss Her Second-grade
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Mother, Please! I Can Spoil My Own Child
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Roswell NM 1947
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Relax. I'm Only Here To See My Osteopath
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We Beat The Spread!
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I Much Prefer Random Acts Of Kindness
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The 'ho Ho Ho' Thing - We Get It. By Act II
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It's One Of Those Microbrews
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No, The Doctor Isn't Ready For You, But
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Put The Punster In With The Mime
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I'm All For Pushing Them Out Of The Nest
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We're Going To The Park To Size
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Just Because I Didn't Tell You To Shut Up Doesn't
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Meth Doesn't Upset My Stomach The Way Coffee Does
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Or We Could Turn On The Tv And Let Younger
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My Parents Are So Busy Checking The Computer That
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In High School
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Look, If We Never Went To Bed Angry We'd
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This Doesn't Feel The Least Bit Cultish To You?
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New Yorker November 28th, 2005
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Do You Even Care About Evil Anymore?
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New Yorker March 24th, 2008
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New Yorker February 7th, 2005
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You Just Come Home And Neglect Her At Night. I'm
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The Right Hand Doesn't Even Know What The Right
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A Mother Drops Off Her Kids At Boarding School
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I Had It Cut So I Can Style It Professionally
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Instant Message
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When We Retire
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The Legitimate-businessman's Lunch?
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Anything That Suggests Corporate Banking
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He Goes To A Real Party Preschool
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We Adopted Her In China
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New Yorker November 1st, 2004
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A Man Speaks To A Woman In A Kitchen
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A Young Girl Wakes Up Her Sleeping Parents
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Coffee With the Paper
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Did I Say Sprinkles? Did I Say Foofaraw
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Two People Are In An Office Surrounded By Large
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Pi What Squared? Long John
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One Hyena Explains To Another
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Enhanced branding metrics
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I Identify With Shorter Lines
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A Diagram Of Parts Of The Foot
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A Woman Stands In The Kitchen Helplessly
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Does This Make Me Your Bitch?
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A Little Boy Speaks To A Little Girl
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A Literary Agent Talks To Charles Dickens
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A Guy Is Driving Around A Zen Garden Making
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Zeus Plays Darts
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New Yorker January 16th, 2017
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I Got Another Callback. My Agent Says It's
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Alternative Marches
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A Policeman Talks To A Man He Is Frisking Or
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