Here Lies Hokey Pokey
Roz Chast
I Told Him It Wouldn't Kill Him To Try To Be Nice
Robert Weber
New Yorker November 23rd, 1992
Mike Twohy
Gravestones That Contain Obsolete And Passe'
Marshall Hopkins
'say, This Isn't So Bad.'
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker May 18th, 1998
Donald Reilly
They're Very Time-sensitive
Frank Cotham
New Yorker February 24th, 1997
Donald Reilly
'here Lies Frederick Jones.
Verbal: 680
Math:
Roz Chast
He Looks Just The Way He Did In Life
Peter C. Vey
New Yorker June 13th, 2005
Steve Duenes
A Man Stands In Front Of A Woman's Tombstone
Harry Bliss
(a Tombstone For John W. Wilson Reads "forgot
Peter C. Vey
I Could Never Leave This Place - This Is Where
Frank Cotham
He Did It My Way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker March 17th, 1997
Michael Maslin
'horace Wilmley
Born
Yadda Yadda Yadda
Died'
Michael Maslin
New Yorker February 8th, 1999
Stuart Leeds
New Yorker April 29th, 1991
Roz Chast
New Yorker May 17th, 1993
Warren Miller
He'd Rest A Lot Better With Thirty Per Cent Off
Donald Reilly
New Yorker July 28, 2022
Sophie Lucido Johnson
New Yorker June 15th, 1998
Jack Ziegler
Posthumous Platinum
Jack Ziegler
Mourners Stand Around A Gravestone
Edward Koren
A Man's Gravestone Epitaph Reads 'literally'
Joe Dator
They still had so much TV ahead of them
Drew Dernavich
Looking at Phone or Looking for Phone
Roz Chast