I Realize Acceptance At Smith Means Little
Donald Reilly
New Yorker December 14th, 1968
William Steig
Just Sitting Here Waiting For Facebook To Go Away
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Son, You're All Grown Up Now. You Owe Me Two
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I Can Open This Gate
Liana Finck
What I Really Hate Is Knowing That I'm Doing This
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We're Just Pleased He Can Still Get
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Young Man, Go To Your Room And Stay
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All Of A Sudden
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You Got A Letter From Mtv. They've Been Looking
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Ruining Everything
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Ben Is In His First Year Of High School
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They're Baby Boomers - Like
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Hey, Gramps, Is 'deathbed' One Word Or Two?
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Your Attitude Is Sucking All The Fulfillment
Barbara Smaller
When I Say 'please Pass The Butter
Charles Saxon
There Are Some Words I Will Not Tolerate In This
Edward Koren
Son, They Say Your Generation Doesn't
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I'm In The Sandwich Generation - My Parents Don't
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It's For A Young Woman In The Generation That
William Hamilton
Thanks For That
Avi Steinberg
New Yorker December 5, 1964
Warren Miller
A Groovy Wand
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Experiences not things
Maddie Dai
Daddy Can't Help
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Pubescents In Space
Roz Chast
Oh, Lots Of Things Were Different When
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You Know, If You Stopped Shaving Your Eyebrows
Michael Crawford
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But What You Call A Track Record I Call Ancient
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker July 17th, 2000
Lee Lorenz
Grandpa Doesn't Feel Like Giving Free Advice
Dean Vietor
Ignore Him. He Just Walks That Way To Bug
Lee Lorenz
I'm Sorry, Melissa, But I Really Don't Care What
Jack Ziegler
Someday, You'll Act Like You Understand
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I'm Eighteen
Michael Crawford
The World's First Genetically Engineered Human
Roz Chast
And This One Is My Grandma And Her Current Lover
Donald Reilly
For Me, Son, The 45 Has Always Been The Only
Jack Ziegler
If You Can Hear
Frank Cotham
The Woodstock Medical-emergency Tent 1994
Roz Chast
If Everybody Was Such A Workaholic
Warren Miller
I Don't Know Whether Mortgage Rates Had Gone Up
Ed Arno
Aaaaalllll Riiight!
Edward Koren
Uh-oh! They Seem To Have Loved It!
Ed Fisher
Why Should We Buy You A Guitar
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I'm Tying To Avoid The Missteps Of Early Success
Barbara Smaller
I Be Off In The Hood
Edward Koren
When I Grow
James Mulligan
I seized yesterday
Robert Leighton
I Was Already Stuffy
JB Handelsman
Some Songs Of Protest
JB Handelsman
Time To Start Rejecting My Values
JB Handelsman
Two Baby Boomers Watch the Grammys
David Sipress