This Wouldn't Be So Bad If They'd Pipe In Some
Frank Cotham
Still, I Hope You Won't Give Up Barking Entirely
Frank Cotham
I'm Tired Of Having To Apologize
Frank Cotham
He Was My First Patient
Frank Cotham
I Was Able To Get In One Last Lecture About Diet
Frank Cotham
We'll Start Out By Speaking In Simple Declarative
Frank Cotham
He Built His Own Airplane From A Kit
Frank Cotham
Can You Give Him Something To Calm Him Down Till
Frank Cotham
Take Some Identification With You In Case You Die
Frank Cotham
I Hope This Isn't Meant To Be A Criticism
Frank Cotham
New Yorker November 17th, 2008
Frank Cotham
Using Our House As A Makeshift Morgue Is Going
Frank Cotham
Unfortunately
Frank Cotham
I Doubt That A Children's Book About Beer
Frank Cotham
You Can't Worry What Non-beer Drinkers Think
Frank Cotham
I'm Sending You To A Doctor Who Has Two Diplomas
Frank Cotham
It's A Great Country - Just Don't Get Sick
Frank Cotham
I Want Everyone To Leave The Room
Frank Cotham
But Think Of All The Things You're Not Going
Frank Cotham
Hurry Up With Your Investigation - He's Lying
Frank Cotham
This Is A Minor Setback. The Hunter-gatherer
Frank Cotham
I Was Hoping You Had No More Territorial
Frank Cotham
We're Going To Have To Start Drafting People
Frank Cotham
No Wonder We Could Get Tickets
Frank Cotham
Where My Travel Expenses Come From Is None
Frank Cotham
This Tarnishes His Legacy As A Great Hunter
Frank Cotham
Your Resume Is Remarkably Similar To Our Ceo's
Frank Cotham
How Dare You - In A Straightjacket
Frank Cotham
Your Heart Won't Tolerate Any More Town-hall
Frank Cotham
They're Very Time-sensitive
Frank Cotham
Well, Now That You Have It, You Can Stop Worrying
Frank Cotham
Let's Make A Low-budget Movie Till Help Arrives
Frank Cotham
When The Waters Subside
Frank Cotham
Maybe We Should Try Getting By With Just One Car
Frank Cotham
You Made That Diagnosis Just To Be Mean
Frank Cotham
I Guess The Garcias Won't Be Coming To Visit
Frank Cotham
There's Been An Accident
Frank Cotham
You Were The One Who Wanted To Colonize Another
Frank Cotham
I Don't Know What We'll Do When
Frank Cotham
The Public Is Tiring Of Unfair Attacks
Frank Cotham
There Goes Your Knighthood
Frank Cotham
Do I Need To Remind You That I Have A Huge
Frank Cotham
It Takes Years Before Some People Are Comfortable
Frank Cotham
New Yorker September 28th, 2009
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My Client Demands That He Be Treated No Better
Frank Cotham
Toughness Isn't Something You Look
Frank Cotham
Our Wind Corridor Is Second To None
Frank Cotham
Are There Any Reports Of Illness At This Table?
Frank Cotham
They Lead A Simple Life - They Don't Even Put Gas
Frank Cotham
Sometimes I Wish You Had Taken That Job In New
Frank Cotham
Roadside Ambush
Frank Cotham
New Yorker December 11th, 2006
Frank Cotham
I Get My Best Ideas In Airports
Frank Cotham
Hey, Investor Fears Need Calming Over Here, Too
Frank Cotham
Sorry, But There Aren't Enough Life Jackets To Go
Frank Cotham
There's No Need To Look At Me When I'm Talking
Frank Cotham
I Can't Belive That I'm Late For My Own Execution
Frank Cotham
Rescue Be Damned! Our Conservative Principles
Frank Cotham
Try Coming Back Tomorrow With Your Pants Pulled
Frank Cotham
We Seem To Have Similar Life Experiences
Frank Cotham
I Hope I Can Still Count On An Endorsement
Frank Cotham
Our Borders Are Still Way Too Porous
Frank Cotham
I Wonder Why We're Not Getting Any New Converts
Frank Cotham
Don't Worry We'll Medicate
Frank Cotham
Perhaps It's A Bit Early To Tell
Frank Cotham
Have We Really Reached A Point
Frank Cotham
The Employer-employee Bond Is Sometimes Difficult
Frank Cotham
Sorry, Guys, My Wives Won't Let Me Leave
Frank Cotham
Eat It Fast Or The Coyotes Will Get It
Frank Cotham
No, This Is Not Part Of An Evacuation Procedure
Frank Cotham
I Wouldn't Have Thought Baby Boomers Could Still
Frank Cotham
He Knows What You Did In Las Vegas
Frank Cotham