My First Choice College Should Have Lots
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Have You Given Much Thought To What Kind Of Job
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It's Fine To Discover Cures
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You Can't Please All The People All The Time
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Face It - There Is No Good Time To Get Married
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Oh No, Not Dinner Again!
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There Will Be A Bit Of A Wait While We Figure
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I Said To Myself
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Young Man, Go To Your Room And Stay
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Do You Have Something More Like Alex
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Andy Plays Perfectly Well With Others - It's
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When I Was Making Money
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You've Lived Many Lives
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Can't You Just Relax And Enjoy My Childhood?
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Can't You Diagnose Me With Something
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I've Already Told Mom About My Day - Ask Her
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I Want Someone I Can Grow Old And Have Plastic
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I'm Worried About A Monster Under My Bed And I'm
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Have Some Respect For My Learning Style
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I Too Want Companionship
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It's A Lot Of Pressure On Me Not To Pressure Him
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I'm Fifty-three
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I've Finished My New Year's Resolutions
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I'm Not Going To Shoot The Messenger
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New Yorker May 23rd, 2005
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Just Because You Collect Them Doesn't Make
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No, I Don't Think We Need Counseling. This
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Maybe You're Not Underemployed - Maybe You're
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We'd Like You To Leave Out The Poorer
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I Feel Like I'm Not Living Up To My Zip Code
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It's Not That I Don't Want A Baby Brother - It's
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I Need Something That Says
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Daddy Doesn't Ride His Bike For Fun - Daddy Rides
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You Fix It By Buying A New One
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I Happen To Think The Blue Light Of The Tv Screen
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No One's Last Words Were 'i Wish I'd Done More
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The Baby's Nice
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Would You Like Me To Show You Around My Apartment
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Ideally, I Want A Guy Whose Eyes Will Well Up But
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Yes, It Was Good For Me - Not As Good
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Don't Judge Me Until You've Walked A Mile
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I'm In The Sandwich Generation - My Parents Don't
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Your Mother And Her Drug-sniffing Dog
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I'm Not A Scaredy-cat - I'm Phobic
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I Thought Dry Ice Would Enhance The Mood
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If He's So Smart
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I'm Looking For Something That Says
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I've Sold My Airspace
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I Love Your Body - Where Did You Get It?
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Oh, That - That's The Hard Drive From My First
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Don't Order Anything That Will Embarass Me
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I Don't Want To Do Something Fun For Free
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We've Decided To Cut Back And Have Christmas
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It's Just That I Would Be More Thankful If
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My Mom Says You Can Sleep On The Top Bunk If
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I Want A Doctor I Can Relate
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It's Just As Easy To Love A Man With A Pension
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We Have The Exact Same Taste
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Maybe We're Not The Salt Of The Earth
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First And Foremost
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I Have A Problem With Boundaries
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I'm Very Domestic. I Bottle My Own Water
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I Don't Want Your Apology - I Want
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I'm Putting
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O.k., So You Had To Break A Few Eggs To Make An
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It Makes Me Feel Better About Myself
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It's Not Icky - It's Tactile
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It's My Youth
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I've Trained Him To Hunt Down The Remote
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We Had An Expert Restore All The Original Shag
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Is This A Creative Nap Or A Nap Nap?
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