"If it's a man's voice and it's for me — hang up."
Wife to husband; phone rings as they lay in bed, reading.
P.C. Vey has worked as a cartoonist for several magazines. In the past, he was a mainstay at National Lampoon, and his work regularly appears in The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, Playboy, Mad, and other magazines. He started publishing cartoons in The New Yorker in 1993. Vey lives in New York City with his wife.